
Rab C. Nesbitt
BBC comedy series about Rab C. Nesbitt, a drunken, string-vested layabout who lives with his long-suffering wife Mary and his two sons in the working class area of Govan in Glasgow. When he's not getting drunk with his pals that include the devious, womanising Jamesie Cotter, he's offering his philosophical outlook on life to whoever will listen.
Seasons

1. Work
Air Date: 1990-09-27
Rab returns home three days late from the butchers, leaving Mary no choice but to move out after years of trouble. Much to his horror, Rab discovers he has to get a job.

2. Rat
Air Date: 1990-10-04
Mary finds a rat in the kitchen, Rab discovers his favourite shop has turned into an art boutique, and a by-election takes place in Govan: Rab votes Conservative.

3. City of Culture
Air Date: 1990-10-11
Glasgow's new image as the "City of Culture" looks set to be tarnished by a cynical Rab.

4. Drink
Air Date: 1990-10-18
Rab goes to see his doctor and discovers that if he does not give up drinking within a year, he will die. Not taking any notice of the doctor's orders, he blows his money on booze.

5. Offski
Air Date: 1990-10-25
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London.

6. Holiday
Air Date: 1990-11-01
The Nesbitts are in Spain on holiday, after Mary wins a competition on a packet of OvenChips.

1. Country
Air Date: 1992-05-14
Rab decides to take the family up to the highlands for the weekend.

2. Lesson
Air Date: 1992-05-21
When Rab is released from prison, and Mary doesn't want him back, he moves in with Jamesie and begins to have flashbacks to his days at school and his first love Isobel.

3. Domestic
Air Date: 1992-05-28
When Rab returns home to find his weans have been taken into care, he's so upset he can hardly finish his kebab.

4. That's Entertainment
Air Date: 1992-06-04
Rab comes into contact with Social Services reject and local headcase Young Young McGurn.

5. Ethics
Air Date: 1992-06-11
Rab finds himself in the middle of a moral dilemma. After saving a wino from drowning, the man decides to leave sole responsibility of his life in Rab's hands, much to his dismay.

6. Life Has Meaning
Air Date: 1992-06-18
Rab has an argument with the devil worshipper who lives next door, and gets a curse put on him.

1. Rich
Air Date: 1993-11-16
Mary lands a job with a lecherous boss, and Rab, fearing she may dump him, turns to his pal Jamesie Cotter for advice on improving his love life.

2. Touch
Air Date: 1993-11-23
Mary has a new job, but her boss seems a bit too friendly, which makes Rab think that she's having an affair.

3. Gifted
Air Date: 1993-11-30
A strange new affliction is visited on the Nesbitt household. Rab's younger son Burney has been diagnosed as gifted and begins attending weekend classes for advanced tuition. But as his talent blossoms, so do the thorns of jealousy and resentment, as Rab and elder son Gash are left hungry in the emotional wasteland.

4. Wean
Air Date: 1993-12-07
With Ella's biological clock ticking loudly and husband Jamesie less potent than a seedless orange, parenthood seems a pretty unlikely prospect. Fortunately, Rab offers to supply the wherewithal needed for such a delicate operation.

5. Right
Air Date: 1993-12-14
The beer-swilling Scottish sage decides to behave respectably on his release from jail. But with Burney adopting fascist tendencies, Gash on drugs, Mary at her wits end, and a new Tory local councillor to boot, will Rab's fresh outlook escape the tarnish of a world spinning out of control?

6. Cell
Air Date: 1993-12-21
Rab is thrown into a grimy police cell for being drunk and disorderly and is shocked to find a guard pointing a gun at him.

1. Love
Air Date: 1994-09-19
Rab is back living with his mother, because he is unable to say to Mary that he loves her. Family member Screech is living with the Nesbitts. Rab and Jaimsie go out on the town to pick up women.

2. Mother
Air Date: 1994-09-26
Rab is living rough out on the local dump, when he gets some sad news concerning his mother.

3. Buckfast
Air Date: 1994-10-03
Rab and Jamesie take a spiritual trip to the Buckfast Abbey brewery.

4. Test
Air Date: 1994-10-10
Rab needs to wear glasses after having his eyes tested and Mary is reluctant to go for another smear test.

5. Eorpa
Air Date: 1994-10-17
The Govan local TV station gets excited when both Rab and Jamesie are accused of committing murder.

6. Further
Air Date: 1994-10-24
Norrie the barman can't find anyone to volunteer for the brewery sponsored charity walk across Scotland, until he mentions free drinks.

1. Affair
Air Date: 1996-01-05
Whilst Mary is eagerly anticipating the Nesbitts' twentieth wedding anniversary, Rab is tempted into an affair with Susan, the leader of his AA group. When Susan discovers that Rab is married, she throws him over. Will Mary have him back in time for the anniversary celebrations?

2. Fuel
Air Date: 1996-01-12
Mary and Rab take a romantic trip to the Lake District where Rab becomes an environmental crusader against a local pharmaceutical company.

3. Lottery
Air Date: 1996-01-19
Rab and Mary have a win on the football pools but it doesn't bring them the happiness that they expected it to.

4. Pie
Air Date: 1996-01-26
Shug comes to Govan and wants to start up his own pie shop but he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like outsiders on their turf.

5. Racket
Air Date: 1996-02-02
The Nesbitts appear on an American-style talk show after being accused of annoying their next-door neighbour to death.

6. Father
Air Date: 1996-02-09
Rab recalls his family history after finding his long-lost brother Gash Sr.
1. Fast
Air Date: 1997-08-01
Mary seems strangely calm when told that Rab's benefits have been suspended.
2. Wild
Air Date: 1997-08-08
Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an old boyfriend.
3. Growth
Air Date: 1997-08-15
After a visit to the doctor, Rab is diagnosed with a cancerous growth and has to undergo chemotherapy treatment.
4. Semmitry
Air Date: 1997-08-22
5. Bulbs
Air Date: 1997-08-29
6. Binge
Air Date: 1997-09-05
1. New
Air Date: 1998-08-21
The thought of a new Labour government and a new daughter-in-law, makes Rab start to feel his age.
2. Cocktails
Air Date: 1998-08-28
The relief barman at the pub is an ex-Broadmoor resident called Mad Dog, who quickly leaves Rab and Jamesie struggling with a problem involving 'fashionable drugs'.
3. Duel
Air Date: 1998-09-04
Rab goes on a booze cruise to Millport which opens up some old wounds for him.
4. Property
Air Date: 1998-09-11
Mary gets mugged while out walking, and Gash decides to leave his wife and go off with her sister.
5. Community
Air Date: 1998-09-18
Everyone in Govan is sad at the news that Country singer Marilou Devine has tragically passed away, except for Rab who has just been sentenced to community service.
6. Back
Air Date: 1998-09-25
Rab is suffering from a bad back, but that doesn't stop Jamesie from sticking an emotional knife into it.
1. Heat
Air Date: 1999-05-14
After serving a jail sentence for setting fire to the house because Mary had gone off with Jamesie, Rab gets a job as a dishwasher but is still planning to get his revenge.
2. Commons
Air Date: 1999-05-21
MP Tony Welthorpe agrees to swap lifestyles with Rab, after being challenged to see if he can live on state benefits for a month.
3. Night
Air Date: 1999-05-28
Rab can't get to sleep because of his bad back, and matters are made worse by the arrival of Jamesie, who is hiding from a disgruntled husband with a shotgun.
4. Fruit
Air Date: 1999-06-04
Gash's girlfriend Bridie is due to give birth to Rab's first grandchild.
5. Bug
Air Date: 1999-06-11
After a visit to the doctor to cure his feelings of restlessness proves pointless, Rab decides to explore his spiritual side in the local park.
6. Trips
Air Date: 1999-06-18
Rab is trying to organise the invitations to Barney Feeney's birthday booze-up, where the men are hoping to run riot and raise hell, for a change.
1. Heal
Air Date: 2010-01-21
Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches. Meanwhile, Jamesie shows just how far he'll push it to get a woman into bed.
2. Signal
Air Date: 2010-01-28
When a mobile phone mast appears in Govan, Rab turns rabble-rouser to fire up the community. It's driving everyone up the pole, but is it really damaging their health? Nesbitt seeks justice; the mob just want a nice bit of compensation.
3. Candy
Air Date: 2010-02-04
Rab embraces his feminine side as part of his most outrageous social security scam yet. Meanwhile, Mary does her best to come to terms with her husband's new-found womanly presence.
4. Passion
Air Date: 2010-02-11
Rab struggles to get his head round all the angles in a love triangle involving his son Gash, his local barmaid Camille and his best mate Jamesie. Govan is awash with hot passion, but could it really lead to murder?
5. Muse
Air Date: 2010-02-18
Rab finds himself at a posh supper for namesake Rabbie Burns. Rab locks horns with filth magnet Saunders McClure, a slimeball with designs on Mary's cleaning company. Features a guest appearance from John Michie.
6. Bottle
Air Date: 2010-02-25
Rab and Jamesie get caught up in a series of misadventures while trying to fulfill the last wishes of an old dying woman.
1. Broke
Air Date: 2011-10-05
2. Fugue
Air Date: 2011-10-12
3. Cuts
Air Date: 2011-10-19
4. Fight
Air Date: 2011-10-26
5. Role
Air Date: 2011-11-02
6. Stool
Air Date: 2011-11-09
7. John
Air Date: 2011-11-09
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Rating
7.0/10
Release Date
1990-09-27
Episodes
61 (10 seasons)
Status
Ended


